come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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