Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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