I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
its not stalking. its research.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
Randomize