Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
