Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
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