Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I cut my penus on the lid.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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