I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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