Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
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