I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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