idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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