the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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