so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
it's like heaven, but drunker
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
What a dumb baby whore.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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