The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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