He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
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