What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
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