So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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