im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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