Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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