Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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