wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
Randomize
