so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
My breasts were aching with rage.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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