And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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