did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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