Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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