butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
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