Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
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