the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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