Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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