I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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