No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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