dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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