in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Congratulations! We have a period
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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