Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
handjob tips. give me some.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Randomize
