At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
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