After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
No more Irish car bombs ever.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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