We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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