Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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