you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Randomize
