You're a womanizer and a bitch.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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