can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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