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i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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