Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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