glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
