We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
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