think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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