The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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