so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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