Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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