Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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