Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Maybe he injected his testicle?
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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