this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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