We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
3 2 1 whiskey
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize