Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
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Wipe that smile off your face.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
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