Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
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