I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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