ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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