so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
I know her cup size but not her name....
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