My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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