Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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