Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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