Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I will die if light touches me.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
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