he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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